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Once upon a time, while I was really bored, I started writing down what's going on in my office, removing names of course, and posting it on the it.comp.os.linux.sys group. The 'tales' where well-received, so I decided to preserve them for posterity.
One thing: all the tales are real.
You wanna send your own tales? Ok, fine, but first read the instructions.
Jargon:
CL - Clueless Luser: tipical low-range user, he doesn't really have a clue
but he think he knows better.
UL - UberLuser: project leader or middle-manager, not more clued than a CL
but his paycheck is bigger.
SL - SuperLuser: manager
HR - Someone working in Human Resources
This is me, when someone came to ask for something.
...you wanna WHAT?? to do WHAT??
Not everything in here have been translated.
Am I ever wrong? The Fuck-up Fairy
The SysAdmin's Library
A simple martketing-bofh vocabulary
SysAdmin's song #1 (The Other Side)
SysAdmin's song #2 (Teorema)
SysAdmin's song #3 (The Lusers Are Too Strong)
SysAdmin's song #4 (Everybody Wants To Run Exchange)
Contributed by my readers:
Dieci Piccoli Pinguini (di Cris Carampa)
La Ballata del Programmatore e
Alla Fiera di Enrico Colombini
Note: the link takes you to Colombini's web site
and there is also a sung version:
http://www.derelitti.com/ballata_del_programmatore.
Azzurro (di Claudio Brazzale)
Windows To The Ground (di Marco Bonetti)
"Dale Harding" send the link to
the Bofh's ballade
note: the link takes you to Bitchx's site.
Once I began writing, other peoples decided to send me theirs tales, so I decided to open a "guest" side. Here you'll find their tales, with the exception of Gabriele Niccolini, whom sent me so many of them that I've put them in a special section.
Other tales, divided by author.
This is a short list of the latest visitors' tales.
WARNING! the tales belows are the tales that have been modified in any way in the past days, so if someone send a note that a link is broken in an old tale, and I fix it, it will automagically appear here even if it is 3 year old. Got it? So don't send me mail or comment about the fact that 'this tale is 3 year old'...
Warning: if you send me the link to your "blog" or your site, try to keep it up and running, if I don't see any changes for a while, first I put it as "dead" and then I get rid of the link.
Warning #2: the simple fact that you send me the link doesn't mean that I'm going to add it here, especially if I look at your site and see a lot of swearing and nothing else.
"Folies" wrote: Obviously, I consider you responsible and solely
guilty for the existence of my b-log.
What the... you'll find it on
http://folies.splinder.com.
Dario has collected some "sniversity" related tales on his site that (he says) is copied from mine (so it's always my fault): http://liuct.altervista.org/.
Barbara Pennacchi keeps a technical blog: http://blog.cyberdeaf.org/
Alessandro Porcu is telling us about his misadventures in a big italians hospital (no, he is not a patient there... not yet): http://capnemo.homelinux.org/blog/.
Ansaloni Mauro: http://www.progettoatena.it/index2.html
MK66: http://lestoriedimk66.blogspot.com/
BitMover sent his own blog address: http://ioegliutonti.blogspot.com/ where he is collecting his own tales.
